Saturday, May 17, 2008

More "Video Blogging" at Its Best = 100% Certified Organic

No Meaningless Synthetic Bull Shit Here..., like, if you've only seen the Doors Movie by Oliver Stone starring Val Kilmer and Meg Ryan, you should really check this video-out for Roadhouse Blues which features footage from a documentary film that Jim Morrison had shown at a film festival in Atlanta about am American rock & roll band out on-the-road and going to city to city everyday...

Now, please note, I have a healthy respect for Jim Morrison as an entertainer, poet, film maker, musician --- there was no one like him and no one will ever be like him again = there is only one Jim. He was certainly unique, extremely compelling, captivating, exotic, genius, expressive and sensitive. Again, I have a healthy respect for him as an engaging human be-ing but I definitely like having found my own voice and having found comfort in my own skin.

Allot of people can get lost in the world of Jim and allot of people have used Jim for their own agenda and wanted Jim to be what they wanted him to be for that agenda = not giving Jim the freedom to be Jim ... whatever that might mean...

Best of L.A. Roses,
John Alan Conte` Jr.

Friday, May 16, 2008

I'll Follow the Sun ... ... ... ... Going to California

The Beatles = I'll Follow the Sun ...


Going to California ... Led Zeppelin ...

Spent my days with a woman unkind,Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.Made up my mind to make a new start,Going to california with an aching in my heart.Someone told me theres a girl out thereWith love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.Took my chances on a big jet plane,Never let them tell you that theyre all the same.The sea was red and the sky was grey,Wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shakeAs the children of the sun began to awake.Seems that the wrath of the godsGot a punch on the nose and it started to flow;I think I might be sinking.Throw me a line if I reach it in timeIll meet you up there where the pathRuns straight and high.To find a queen without a king;They say she plays guitar and cries and sings.La la la laRide a white mare in the footsteps of dawnTryin to find a woman whos never, never, never been born.Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,Telling myself its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.

Best of the Roses,
Joh French

P.S. I can taste the NY Strip and Frites w/ the Soy Reduction at the Cheateau Marmont already...

'ran into Harry Connick, Jr. at a black tie event last Saturday nite in...

John French <> wrote:
Date: Thu, 15 May 2008 07:00:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: John French <>
Subject: 'ran into Harry Connick, Jr. at a black tie event last Saturday nite in...
CC: "" <>,

Gretchen, seeing you chatting w/ Harry Connick, Jr. this morn reminded me that I ran into him at a black tie event last Saturday nite in Pittsburgh, PA for the Civic Light Opera (CLO) and its annual revered Pink Frolic soiree...
What a pleasant and friendly disposition that Harry Connick, Jr. possesses. And, everyone was buzzing about what a gracious gentleman (and good-looker) he is in person and how much they love his music and consider him a great talent.
I agree. But I wasn't gonna blog about it as it's like an everyday for me, However, on F&F today I really saw the organic, genuine passion & compassion he has for New Orleans and its people === And, so I am going to blog about tomorrow and use this email as its natural "segway" (sp? i'm not in TV - i just studied it in university - though i think i'm learnin a little by default and from watching Brian Kilmeade and Anderson Cooper and others)...
The city of New Orleans and its land is heartbroken and yet its spirit has now been cleansed and is ready for a rebirth === The karmic slate is clean === It's an empty page === And for existential philosophers such as Jean Paul Sarte === this translates as everything and anything is yet to be written === New Orleans is a blank slate ready for a brand new book === This is "a priori" for me ... ... ... ...
Best of Organic Roses, Giovanni French

John French <> wrote:
Date: Thu, 15 May 2008 04:58:54 -0700 (PDT)
From: John French <>
Subject: Gretchen Carlson and Alisyn Camerota ... ... ... ...

Gretchen Carlson and Alisyn Camerota are so smoking HOT this morn that if smoking HOT women of the new everyday media were professional wrestlers I'd gladly face peril to have them wrap their legs around me and slam me repeatedly on the mat in the middle of the ring in front of thousands of people.
Either today or tomorrow I will be doing another "hot list" post - using this as a tease -
But I don't think I have time this morn as our new house cleaning people are coming over and my wife is making me leave the house when they get here.
If I don't get to email Megyn Kelly = please tell her she certainly looks hot everyday and she, of course, will be on my list and me wishing she were a professional wrestler taking me on in the ring where I may risk injury while she wraps her hot, oily legs around me and takes me down, slamming me again & again & again in front of thousands of people.
Please "Pause and Be Refreshed" by the post I just posted.............
Best of Organic Roses,
Giovanni French

One of the Best Red Eye's Ever...(Taped Thurs. May 15th and Aired on Fri. May 16tth @ 3 a.m.)

Joining Host Greg Gutfled, Bill Schulz & TV's Andy Levy = Guests Included: Kevin Godlington, British military veteran, TV personality; Sherrod Small, comedian; Janine Driver, body language expert; Diana Falzone, Maxim Radio Sirius Satellite talk show host.

Everybody looked freshly respectable like they were going to the black tie event in Pittsburgh that Harrick Conick, Jr. attended this past Saturday (the revered Civic Light Opera (CLO) Pink Frolic) --- --- even Kevin had a suit on (no tie but a suit)!

The chemistry of these personalities was so explosive last night that these people should definitely not be allowed to congregate together in public places were there's risk of injury from the mighty blast of energy they create ...

Gutfeld had some of his best Intro's / World Play ever ... for instance, for the second half of the show when Gutfeld was re-introducing his guests he cleverly stated, "Sherrod Small ... If comedic talent were a pencil sharpener I'd stick wood in him every morning." And, for the lovely Diana Falzone (one of my new favorites and the new, best like real life Carrie Bradshaw in Manhattan) Gutfeld unleashed this, "Diana Falzone ... If hotness were an elevator, I'd go down on her at work, everyday..."

Relevant topics in the NEWS were covered like never before ---

Regarding Iran and the supply of organs from its people as the are selling organs for $1,200 to the government and, consequently, there is no waiting list compared to U.S. where --- Kevin struck a good but strange point about being a middle man to the U.S. where he would buy these needed organs from Iranians and sell them to US for an inflated price --- He would make money and make the people of the U.S. better and then Iranians would want to booster its economy so people there would sell in record numbers --- and so therefore when the western world goes to war w/ Iran they'll be weak because its people won't have all of their essential organs).

Yup, that's Kevin for you.

Kevin Godlington

Sherrod Small (friend of John Mayer), as always, had some of the best one liners ever... He was on fire and it's always hilarious to here his "zingers" on the show ...

Sherrod Small

Diana Falzone (one of my new favorites and the new, best like real life Carrie Bradshaw in Manhattan) was HOT, cleverly funny, not obnoxious like allot of HOT women on camera or around men can be because they think that there hotness somehow automatically makes them really super funny and really super important ... She was splendidly sexxy, "Sirusly"sarcastic and surreal.

Diana Falzone

And, of course, Mrs. Jackie Gutfeld was a delightful dish of good, jolly, informative fun...

When talking about the law suit against Jet Blue that that poor man from NY has to go through w/ because he was grossly mistreated by a Jet Blue pilot and female flight attendant - making him sit on a toilet for hours during a west coast to east coast flight - Mrs. Gutfeld commented that that's not a bad way to make a couple million dollars ... and that she'd sit on the toilet for a couple million in a heart beat!

Mrs. Gutfeld also commented on the current poor woman lost at sea that's a mystery --- and she also, endearingly, defended President Bush from the Obama attacks. Both Greg and his mother wondered out load, "when will Obama quit trashing President Bush about the so called failure of the War on Terror and actually come up w/ his own plan for fighting the very real War on Terror?"

Lastly, one of the topics covered featured a pictorial representation of this subject matter which entailed Jack Nicholas w/ out his shirt. The topic was, "should man boobs be shunned by public viewings and, also, is it an indecent crime to video or take pictures of man boobs in a public place?"

I think "Jack" is a beautiful human be-ing and one hell of a fucking great actor... man boobs or not...

Best of Organic Roses, Giovanni French $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Thursday, May 15, 2008

"Video Blogging" at Its Best = 100% Certified Organic

No Synthetic Bull Shit Here...

This "video" had such a big influence on me in terms of collective consciousness and also self developmental persective.
I just got the chills wathcing it.
Note: the use of the neon lights that read: Chateau Marmont which can be seen from the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood, California.
And, special thanks to the late Wallace Fowlie ("God Bless His Soul") for making the dreams come true for two poets.............
Best of the Roses, John Alan Conte`, Jr.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

1985's Masterpiece Sci-Hor Film Re-Animator and My Insights Into Red Eye's Copy Cat Attempt this Monday May 12, '08

First: The Re-Animator of 1985

The Academy Award for best use of a headless corpse goes to..., 8 April 2004
Author: Joseph Riesenbeck (eazyguy62) from United States - states below in a shade of green -

Most of the cheap or not so cheaply made horror films these days are nothing more than a tedious exercise in how to bump off as many teenagers in as many different ways as one can imagine in ninety minutes or less. One need only watch recent films such as Wrong Turn or the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre to realize how far the horror genre has fallen. Once John Carpenter made the first Halloween film, we have been subject to an endless series of copy cat films whose only purpose seems to be finding an imaginative way to slice and dice the local teenage population. All of the Freddies, Jasons, and Michael Myers films combined don't come close to having an ounce of the entertainment and imagination of Producer Brian Yuzna and Director and Writer Stuart Gordon's Re-animator.Professor Herbert West (Jeffrey Combs) is a scientist who has discovered a formula which brings the dead back to life by reanimating their tissue. After an experiment in Switzerland goes awry, he moves to Miskatonic University to continue his experiments. One thing Professor West isn't and that is modest. He even takes a few moments to ridicule a professor, Dr. Carl Hill (David Gale) when he disagrees with him about when death actually occurs. He eventually rents a room from fellow student Dan Cain (Bruce Abbot). Dan is dating Megan Halsey (Barbara Crampton) who is the daughter of the college dean, Alan Halsey (Robert Sampson). What Dan doesn't know is that the aforementioned Dr. Hill has a perverted eye on Megan also. We know this because of the sleazy stares Dr. Hill eyeballs her with when ever she's around. Think of Megan as being an overage Lolita and Dr. Hill as Humbert Humbert and you've got the idea. All of this is not window dressing as it would be in some other films. It all comes into play very nicely. It goes without saying that sooner or later, Dr. West will be making good use of his reanimation formula, in ways only those with the most grotesque sense of humor can imagine. To say any more than that would deny you of the true pleasures of this film.How can a film that is so explicitly graphic and perverted in nature be fun? It's because every person involved in the making of Re-Animator was smart enough not to take it too seriously themselves. Everything in this film is so wildly over the top, that you can't help but chuckle right along with them as they wink their eye at you. There may be certain moments of the film that would normally sicken even the most hardcore horror film fanatic, but since Yuzna and Gordon never once let Re-animator sink into the tedious by the numbers game of other films of these nature, these same scenes become intentionally cartoonish and silly.But more than anything, this film owes it's life to it's cast. Jeffrey Combs as Herbert West should serve as the model for anyone wanting to make a film involving a mad or semi-mad scientist. Given this kind of role, there is many an actor who would have been tempted to ham it up and alas in many horror films they do just that. However, when Combs seems to imply that he is the smartest man on the planet and the rest of us are Neanderthal, we don't hate him for this implication at all. He is so good at making us believe he is the smartest man since Einstein and we are all nothing but Cro-magnon man by comparison that we love him for it just the same. He may be crazy, but he's a fun kind of crazy.David Gale as the smarmy Dr. Hill, is a joy to watch also. He has some of the most ridiculous scenes in the film yet somehow manages to keep a straight face through it all. He gives new life to the old saying about not losing your head over a piece of tail.Bruce Abbot as Dan Cain is the perfect contrast for West. He is a straight arrow, is madly in love with Megan, yet somehow lets himself become involved in West's experiments. Abbot also is smart enough to know that the center of this film is West, and never once overplays his role to try and overshadow him. As for Barbara Crampton, she should have won some kind of award, just for the abuse the producers put her through as Megan. Is there an award for most abuse of a female by the walking dead?Re-animator was made on a budget of less than a million dollars which is truly remarkable. There isn't a film budget in the world though that can replace the imagination and daring rampant through out Re-Animator. And when a horror film is that well done, and is something all the Freddies, and Jasons, And Michael Myers can only dream about, I have no choice but to give it my grade which for Re-Animator is an A.

Now: Red Eye's Copy Cat Attempt at Re-Animation...

On Monday May 12, 2008 somehow Red Eye was able to take the loveable Yale University classic "Town Talk" cracker stoner type, Doonesbury, and bring him beyond an animated life in human form known by the name of Dana Vachon

For over thirty years Doonesbury has had an uninterrupted history of inspiring controversy and generating fallout. It has consistently helped steer the national conversation - by commenting on it, provoking it and sometimes being the subject of it. From cancelled papers and angry commentary to military commendations and the Pulitzer Prize, Timeline chronicles the real-life adventures of a strip that can't stay out of the news.

Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau
Garry Trudeau
not only creates the most biting commentary, but his work often becomes a headline in and of itself. Doonesbury casts a watchful eye on the people, trends and issues facing Americans - from the Capitol steps to California’s political hotbed.

August 27, 1993

October 30, 1984

Doonesbury May 14, 2008

It's uncanny how similar these two are in looks, talk, thought patterns, gestures, body language and action that it can only be explained by the deviant genius of Red Eye host, Greg Gutfeld, and his quest to prolong his 15 Minutes into eternal infamy...

Heneceforth, based on the 1985 Sci-Hor film, Greg is now the new Re-Animator and this so, called, Dana Vachon, is just one of Gutfeld's sick variety of characters he collects and animates to entertain himself, cronies and to torture the rest of us with.

I interviewed Mrs. Jackie Gutfeld, Greg's mother, by telephone last evening and she confirmed that "Greggy" had a strange fascination w/ animated male characters, Ken Dolls, squirrels, serums and energy - ("he was was always talking about AC/DC")...

When researching Dana Vachon I found pics where he looks like a fresh, preppy version of the character, Doonesbury, founded in the 60's @ Yale. However, just this past Monday Vachon was looking like the older, burnt but still charmingly Ivy League stylishish Doonesbury. As Vachon is only 28 I attribute his overly tired, burnt and dishevelled elegant Ivy League look to either a). Bill Schulz and TV's Andy Levy let him join-in on the Red Eye pre-taping ritual or b). Vachon just finished reading the taxing piece on his Manhattan launch party for Mergers & Acquisitions which appeared in the Huffington Post --- Justifiable indeed. I know my eyes were bleeding and I felt like a shallow, superficial, synthetic myself just reading that piece and immediately started puking in my mouth from the overwhelming thought and taste of a sweaty shrink-wrapped piece of Velveeta cheese.

Furthermore I wouldn't doubt that Gutfeld and Doonesbury creator, Garry Trudeau, collaborated on "Vachon's book."

Doonesburry = Yale based --- Vachon = Duke University based. "Coincidence = I think not!"

Best of Re-Animated Roses, Gianni French $$$$$$$$$$$

P.S. Jeanine Pirro looked HOT in the "Hot Seat" on this episode Monday, May 12th

Vatican says aliens could exist

By David Willey BBC News, Rome

Father Funes says the universe is so vast that other life forms may exist.

The Pope's chief astronomer says that life on Mars cannot be ruled out.
Writing in the Vatican newspaper, the astronomer, Father Gabriel Funes, said intelligent beings created by God could exist in outer space.
Father Funes, director of the Vatican Observatory near Rome, is a respected scientist who collaborates with universities around the world.
The search for forms of extraterrestrial life, he says, does not contradict belief in God.
The official Vatican newspaper headlines his article 'Aliens Are My Brother'.
'Free from sin'
Just as there are multiple forms of life on earth, so there could exist intelligent beings in outer space created by God. And some aliens could even be free from original sin, he speculates.
Asked about the Catholic Church's condemnation four centuries ago of the Italian astronomer and physicist, Galileo, Father Funes diplomatically says mistakes were made, but it is time to turn the page and look towards the future.
Science and religion need each other, and many astronomers believe in God, he assures readers.
To strengthen its scientific credentials, the Vatican is organising a conference next year to mark the 200th anniversary of the birth of the author of the Origin of Species, Charles Darwin.
Best of Organic Roses, Giovanni French $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The New Music Is Attracting People Like Honey In a Hive = Radiant People of a Cool, HOT & Savvy Radio Tribe

Click here to read about Rusted Root Headline Shows Taping Policy.Tour Appearances


Vienna, VA
Wolf Trap for the Performing Arts / Filene Center

Hershey, PA
Hershey Park Amphitheatre

Norfolk, VA
Town Point Park - 19th Annual Bayou Boogaloo & Cajun Festival

Columbus, OH
Newport Music Hall

Milwaukee, WI

South Elgin, IL
Lazy River Music and Arts Festival

Apple Valley, MN
Music In The Zoo

Kansas City, MO

Ft. Collins, CO
Aggie Theatre

Englewood, CO
Gothic Theatre

Copper Mountain, CO
Village at Copper

Salt Lake City, UT
The Depot

San Diego, CA
House of Blues

Las Vegas, NV
Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
tickets onsale 3/29!!

Tempe, AZ
The Marquee

Anaheim, CA
House of Blues

Los Angeles, CA
House of Blues

San Francisco, CA
Grand Ballroom

Boulder, CO
Fox Theatre

Columbia, MO
Blue Note

Indianapolis, IN
The Vogue

Cincinnati, OH

Floyd, VA
Blue Cow Pavilion

St. Louis, MO
St. Louis Riverfront

Tickets are available for online purchase at MusicToday!

Best of Rusted Roses, John French $$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$

Gorgeous Megyn Kelly....

= A++++++++++++

Gorgeous Megyn Kelly....

Best of Organic Roses, Giovanni French

.... so so so HOT ... if these HOT women of everyday media were ...

My Megyn

Rick Reichmuth: "Things look HOT so far..."

Jonathan Price Date
2008/04/22 Tue AM 10:39:31 CDT
you forgot NICOLE LAPIN for your hot list

good blog, though.

Becky Quick

so HOT Courtney Friel


Jenna Lee

Sexxxy Suzanne

Sexxy Susan

Sexy Sandra Smith

Dancing Days Domenica

Zain Definitely Does NOT make me wanna "ZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Cute as Brilliant Spring Flowers Brianna

Uhmmmnnn..... Molly

Dear Greg Kelly, quote Greg Gutfeld, host of Red Eye, "he has such brilliant insight - that if he were an Opera House, I'd enter him from the rear." from John French

Dear Greg Kelly: Dude, I'm just kidding! LOL! You know the Red Eye "word play game."
from John French

"Really?! I'm at a word loss here."

"I'm confused."


"I trust John French = He's money = money in the bank! ...always has been and always will, friends!!!"

"...and moving on now..."

Yummy Martha


Beautiful Betty

The first #1 Hottest Woman of Everyday Media on, E.D. Hill
= My Yellow Rose of Texas

Hemmer: "Beaufort Stew sounds good to me."

.... so so so HOT ... if these HOT women of everyday media were Golden Isle oysters, I'd shuck them and then eat them soaked in Beaufort Stew on one of the tables at the Salty Dog Cafe in South Beach Marina in Sea Pines Plantation on Hilton Head Island, S.C.

Best of Organic Roses,Giovanni French