Let's take a look-sy...
The Upside: With Condoleeza's love of football and secret desire to be the NFL commissioner you'd have no problem 1). watching football on Sunday, Monday, Thursday, Saturday instead of fighting about and 2). scoring seats in a box or anywhere you'd want to seat or stand around the whole league.
In addition, with her equal love of shoes, you'd get to go into allot of expensive shops where allot of smoking hot women would also be trying on shoes - and you could just sit back and drink champagne from France and be like, "yeah, that's right baby, I'm w/ her."
Plus, you may find yourself on a hunting trip w/ Dick Cheney!
1 day ago: U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice speaks during an interview with Reuters in New York September 26, 2008.
The Upside: You'd have absolutely no problems w/ getting into any Phil Lesh / Grateful Dead benefit show in San Francisco - or probably anywhere in the country - And would most likely get an "All Access" pass too.
Moreover, California is a dream!!!...
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., Secretary of the Treasury Henry Paulson, right, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., second left, and Sen. Judd Gregg, R-N.H., left, announce a tentative deal on legislation regarding the financial crisis on Sunday, Sept. 28, 2008 on Capitol Hill in Washington. (AP Photo/Lauren Victoria Burke)
The Downside: Well, every Fox News affiliated host, anchor and reporter would be taking "shots" at you when you didn't even do anything wrong!
1 day ago: U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) (R) appear before photographers during a news conference about the current financial crisis at the speaker's offices in the U.S. Capitol in Washington, September 26, 2008.
1 day ago: OXFORD, MS - SEPTEMBER 26: Michelle Obama, wife of Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL), walks on stage during the first of three presidential debates before the 2008 election September 26, 2008 in the Gertrude Castellow Ford Center at the University of Mississippi in Oxford, Mississippi. Both candidates arrived in Oxford after taking part in negotiations the previous day in Washington, D.C. to solve the current financial crisis.
The Upside: Senator Obama may very well be our next President of the United States of America and that means Michelle Obama would be receiving some very special, first class treatment that would be so very cool to experience - even for a day or two or three...
1 day ago: Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) and his wife Michelle arrive for the first U.S. Presidential Debate in Oxford, Mississippi, September 26, 2008.
The Downside: Well, if Senator Obama becomes the next President of the United States of America, and you stole away the love-of-his-life even for a night or two --- oh, baby, it would be nothing but miserable for you!!!...
The President of of the United States is like the most powerful man in the world!!!...
17 hours ago: US Democratic presidential candidate Illinois Senator Barack Obama and his wife Michelle arrive at the Congressional Black Caucus for Obama to receive the Harold Washington Award, in Washington, District of Columbia, September 27, 2008.
And, moreover, you could get to meet your favorite Northern Exposure cast members (or if you're like me and all of them are your favorites - well, you I'm sure you could arrange to meet the whole cast) --- Plus, get all the Northern Expsoure episodes from every season ever made.
NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 25: Republican vice-presidential candidate Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (L) takes questions from the press near a firehouse next to Ground Zero September 25, 2008 in New York City. Palin paid a visit to the Ground Zero area on her way out of New York.
All four of these women are incredible and internationally known, cultured, well educated, successful, savvy and also physically attractive. Any man would be fortunate to date them.
If you were that fortunate man - someone that was like one of the biggest stars ever - a real international sensation and "man of mystery" and had a chance to steal these incredible women away from their men for just one date (or two. or three) ...