Friday, December 26, 2025

Water Pillow on a Bed of Nails _ #new #experimental #poetry #art Dec’2025

Water Pillow on a Bed of Nails (or white flowers)

Water pillow of water pillows 

on a bed of nails (laugh)

is our gift to you / (US) A,

But, when W.H. Chief Deputy is questioned 

the water really really flows as he cries,

"Daddy!!" And the W.H. Chief of Staff

breaks from the Ballroom's pinball machine 

retorting with a snort of Diet Coke, "those 

aren't nails! They're white daisy chains."

The W.H. Press Secretary when pressed, farts,

and covers it up with a cover up undercover

Asking how she could fart from her mouth?!

especially while wearing a plastic crucifix - 

Given to her by the Attorney General & Deputy 

Both agreeing the plastic will protect her mouth 

better than bulletproof BMW SUVs for FBI/CIA

Yet the B.B.C. hasn't given up and calmly says,

"You've purposely flooded your own streets."

Coincidentally the bedsheets are soaking wet.

Google, "how to cover up a water pillow?"

(Now completed reading Bob Dylan's Tarantula)

Don't forget your brown wing tip shoes at the beach! Too bad they got drenched anyway. 

#experimental #poetry #art MyStrawHat.com 

December 25, 2025 J. Conte' Jr. 


This poem has been dedicated to Bob Dylan's Tarantula + his harmonica which Kierkegaard would say resembles steam-engine calliope when servicing the circus. #experimental #poetry #art MyStrawHat.com 

December 25, 2025 J. Conte' Jr. 

Good wishes,
John

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Sunday, December 21, 2025

Polka Dot Flirt 🌹#new #experimental #art #poetry Winter Solstice December 21, 2025

Polka Dot Flirt 

It was more of a skort than skirt 

Nevertheless allowed her to flirt 

With her perfectly quaffed hair 

Something sultry longing in her stare 

No 1940's Private Dick could resist 

For the patriots who did enlist 

Defeating Hitler's Nazi Germany 

Please don't take it so personally 

She was lonely and opened the door

Now your best girl is a wholly adored 

A walking Holiday script so captivating 

She could halt any thug from invading 

With an unassuming quick up & down 

In a sexy whisper, "casino president is a clown.

Private Dick guess what I spy with my eye?

Ok, I'll tell. Because of me he's so compromised"

The art of polka dot flirt is in black & white 

A master piece in silver screen chemistry 

"Geiger's body and a drugged Carmen 

Hidden camera minus its film," said Vivian.

Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall

The Big Sleep is not a dozer at all 

🌹#experimental #art #poetry 

Winter Solstice December 21, 2025

John Alan Conte' Jr. MyStrawHat.com 




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Polka Dot Flirt 

🌹#experimental #art #poetry 

Winter Solstice December 21, 2025

John Alan Conte' Jr. MyStrawHat.com 

🎶🎶🎶 🌹🌹🌹 🎶🎶🎶

https://youtu.be/vhnJlpj2Iak

Good wishes,
John

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Day at the Beach #new #experimental #art #poetry Dec2025

Day at the Beach 

With his head in the sand 

Beside the popular hot dog stand 

Bum-up excreting dogs by the hour 

In front of the outdoor public shower 

22 men on grass plus one woman 

Had muscles and grass in common 

Grinding meat, muscle, bone and fat

Nearby the Venice poet painted with a hat

A typical day at the beach. 

Brown winged tipped shoes? Real freak

Staying away from the littlest waves 

He asks his advisors about his mess 

"This is not a test. This is not a test"

Read the airplanes message banner above

While a King Cobra eyes God's peace dove 

#new #experimental #art #poetry 

December 20 - 21st, 2025

John Alan Conte' Jr.  MyStrawHat.com 


Good wishes,
John

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triptych: the “3:33 am series #experimental #poetry #art Dec2025

triptych #experimental #poetry #art 

the "3:33 am series" where for the past 3 nights at 3:33 am working on 3 different original poems inspired by vividly energetic dreams that woke where has to write and associate masterpiece art work 


December 16 - 19, 2025

*Thursday night was basically an all night suddenly early Friday morning and very difficult knowing it was the 3rd and final piece I may have drank 3 bottles of red wine lol just kidding well MyStrawHat.com  "3:33 am series"


Good wishes,
John

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