Water Pillow on a Bed of Nails _ #new #experimental #poetry #art Dec’2025

Water Pillow on a Bed of Nails (or white flowers)

Water pillow of water pillows 

on a bed of nails (laugh)

is our gift to you / (US) A,

But, when W.H. Chief Deputy is questioned 

the water really really flows as he cries,

"Daddy!!" And the W.H. Chief of Staff

breaks from the Ballroom's pinball machine 

retorting with a snort of Diet Coke, "those 

aren't nails! They're white daisy chains."

The W.H. Press Secretary when pressed, farts,

and covers it up with a cover up undercover

Asking how she could fart from her mouth?!

especially while wearing a plastic crucifix - 

Given to her by the Attorney General & Deputy 

Both agreeing the plastic will protect her mouth 

better than bulletproof BMW SUVs for FBI/CIA

Yet the B.B.C. hasn't given up and calmly says,

"You've purposely flooded your own streets."

Coincidentally the bedsheets are soaking wet.

Google, "how to cover up a water pillow?"

(Now completed reading Bob Dylan's Tarantula)

Don't forget your brown wing tip shoes at the beach! Too bad they got drenched anyway. 

#experimental #poetry #art MyStrawHat.com 

December 25, 2025 J. Conte' Jr. 

This poem has been dedicated to Bob Dylan's Tarantula + his harmonica which Kierkegaard would say resembles steam-engine calliope when servicing the circus. #experimental #poetry #art MyStrawHat.com 

December 25, 2025 J. Conte' Jr. 

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John

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Polka Dot Flirt 🌹#new #experimental #art #poetry Winter Solstice December 21, 2025

Polka Dot Flirt 

It was more of a skort than skirt 

Nevertheless allowed her to flirt 

With her perfectly quaffed hair 

Something sultry longing in her stare 

No 1940's Private Dick could resist 

For the patriots who did enlist 

Defeating Hitler's Nazi Germany 

Please don't take it so personally 

She was lonely and opened the door

Now your best girl is a wholly adored 

A walking Holiday script so captivating 

She could halt any thug from invading 

With an unassuming quick up & down 

In a sexy whisper, "casino president is a clown.

Private Dick guess what I spy with my eye?

Ok, I'll tell. Because of me he's so compromised"

The art of polka dot flirt is in black & white 

A master piece in silver screen chemistry 

"Geiger's body and a drugged Carmen 

Hidden camera minus its film," said Vivian.

Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall

The Big Sleep is not a dozer at all 

🌹#experimental #art #poetry 

Winter Solstice December 21, 2025

John Alan Conte' Jr. MyStrawHat.com 

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Polka Dot Flirt 

🌹#experimental #art #poetry 

Winter Solstice December 21, 2025

John Alan Conte' Jr. MyStrawHat.com 

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https://youtu.be/vhnJlpj2Iak

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John

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Day at the Beach #new #experimental #art #poetry Dec2025

Day at the Beach 

With his head in the sand 

Beside the popular hot dog stand 

Bum-up excreting dogs by the hour 

In front of the outdoor public shower 

22 men on grass plus one woman 

Had muscles and grass in common 

Grinding meat, muscle, bone and fat

Nearby the Venice poet painted with a hat

A typical day at the beach. 

Brown winged tipped shoes? Real freak

Staying away from the littlest waves 

He asks his advisors about his mess 

"This is not a test. This is not a test"

Read the airplanes message banner above

While a King Cobra eyes God's peace dove 

#new #experimental #art #poetry 

December 20 - 21st, 2025

John Alan Conte' Jr.  MyStrawHat.com 

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John

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triptych: the “3:33 am series #experimental #poetry #art Dec2025

triptych #experimental #poetry #art 

the "3:33 am series" where for the past 3 nights at 3:33 am working on 3 different original poems inspired by vividly energetic dreams that woke where has to write and associate masterpiece art work 

December 16 - 19, 2025

*Thursday night was basically an all night suddenly early Friday morning and very difficult knowing it was the 3rd and final piece I may have drank 3 bottles of red wine lol just kidding well MyStrawHat.com  "3:33 am series"

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John

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Forever Fools _ new poetry Dec 2025

Forever Fools 

Recording time 

Antiquity 

The alchemist found it 

      almost liquid 

     Fluid like space

With rich antiquities.  

      matter 

       physics… properties 

       Elements Skate Boards 

Laws and energy. Hark. Mark.

Light 💡 over darkness 

Although darkness never stops 

Trying. An alcoholic crying Vodka. Blah.

Lying Vegas Fentanyl Pawn Shops 

Russian oligarchs (cucks)

Brainwashed right? (sucks)

      down to giving up 

   selling their souls for what? money

No, dah? Dah?, Nah? MCDONALD ok? 

Before Christ B.C. Honey 🍯 comb 🪮 

Secret 🤫 tomb spells fornicate 

                               with gods

Who were always really 

       Really own your own demons 

#art #experimental #poetry 

December 15, 2025 early am

John Alan Conte' Jr. MyStrawHat.com 

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John

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Hypothetical New World 🌍 Order _ new poetry Dec’25

Hypothetical New World 🌍 Order
The painter from the 6th century
On the 6th day of his 66th year
Painted a picture in gold
In the eyes of the devil it's told

World 🌎 War II
Embarrassed Losers
Like Southern Generals that lost
Bitter ego bruised
Signing Treaties

Now the aftermath is
Inconvenient for Russia pride
The U.S. president along for the ride
Promised by China he will never die
(But Russia & China always always lie)
With the U.S. president duked
The Western Alliance is nuked
Russia, China, U.S. rule (so he thinks)
Yet once Europe is taken (we realize who stinks)
By then it's way too late
And robot chaos has a date
In the U.S. if you were born before 2000
You know the truth and must be done
For the total take over of the U.S.
We can't count on the president to do best
This was the painted picture called "Test"
🌎 December 16, 2025 3:33am
John Alan Conte' Jr. MyStrawHat.com
#art #poetry #experience

The Marriage of Words & Music: (The Birth of Poetry) _ new poetry Dec2025

The Marriage of Words & Music: (The Birth of Poetry)

Music without words are called instrumentals. While words without music, is called poetry (though when composed may be to a melody of sorts, a rhythm, a beat, a tempo, frequency,but for the reader, they don't hear that music the author of the poem did). and then there is he who was a Minnesota North Star. He must've heard music in his head while composing poetry. and knowing that the audience when reading poetry doesn't hear music, blew their minds with guitar & harmonica. It actually became electric and the recordings had players like hitmen that learned to smoke grass at their Long Island & then Nashville country clubs. Those albums stir awakening. Dreams of The Marriage of Words and Music: the birth of Bob Dylan. The albums should have those 80's U.S. Vice President's Wife's parental labeling for 2025: Warning! These songs may make you woke. Sincerely, Woody Guthrie's emissary, Moss on a Rock in Running Water; Bubbles.
#sunday #art #poetry
Sunday afternoon December 14, 2025
John Alan Conte Jr. MyStrawHat.com

Mary Cries for Her Son Jesus: (Empathetic Agony) _ new poetry Dec2025

Mary Cries for Her Son Jesus: (Empathetic Agony)

Delivered to the judgement hall

Crowned with thorns taken to place of the skull

"Crucify him!" They violently shouted to Pilate

"I find no fault with this man," so why debate 

Are you woke?! "We have no king but Ceaser

And aren't you Ceaser's friend? Don't free him!

We want Barabus! Put this Jesus to his end!"

Jesus taught, acted, led by example of truth 

Pointing out blatant hypocrisy of those uncouth 

Raised the dead, broke bread, healed the blind

Saw all was fed, blessed the head, divinely kind

Speaking truth to power they needed him dead 

Given vinegar to drink, "it is finished," Jesus said 

Empathetic agony Mary had for her woke son 

People didn't care, in fact, they glad it was done 

For their bloodthirsty lust it was real good fun 

For their day it was free cable with reality tv 

Where cruelty is the point for the powers to be 

🌹🙏💜💜🙏🌹Sunday December 14, 2025

John Alan Conte' Jr. MyStrawHat.com 

#sunday #poetry #art

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John

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Thanks for your attention to this matter @grok _ AI critique _ Grok’s World _. Elon Musk

Thanks for your attention to this matter @grok @elonmusk._officialx #experience #art #poetry

Make Argentina Great Instead _ new poetry December 2025

Make Argentina Great Instead 

I went down to the pool hall 

Looking for a friend that's all 

When they said go to the Beaver Valley Mall

It's not happening suddenly but it's still pain 

So I suited up with a sports cup for their game 

I guess as a Catholic school novice I was plain 

Black Sister Bertha loved me teaching guitar 

It served me well didn't end up in jail so far 

By that time history books = Nixon = crook 

Yeah laws allow vomit president to cook books 

I started dressing in Hugo Boss suits with looks 

When Giorgio Armani got lawyers what it took 

John F. Kennedy jr. Published George Magazine

For all good suckers searching for a big dream 

Donald Trump snake oil salesman from Queens 

"Close your eyes 16 pretend it's your big dream"Famed Sisamnes courts Putin tore limb for limbs 

Majorie Taylor Greene blue Jesus with cream 

But the hypocrites cried out you're not him 

And now Captain Kirk and his quirks are dead 

So it's an easy greasy touch your toes bend 

It's so easy for Fox "News" spoon fed heads 

 Sisamnes courts Make Argentina Great instead

December 12,2025 John Alan Conte' Jr.

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Make Argentina Great Instead 

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 Sisamnes courts Make Argentina Great instead

December 12,2025 John Alan Conte' Jr.

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John

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“The Affordability” _ new poetry December 2025

"The Affordability"

Reporting inside a hoax
Listening to everyday folks
Then the spin of an orange
Who only wants more -
Artificial flavored juice
Says the farmer's cow.
And another thing?
Grand piano or dead cow
All along the Oregon Trail
"What's more valuable -
The baby grand or cow"
The farmer asks the bum
"Depends on price of beef to eat"
Brought to you by Lucky Strike


December 12, 2025 2:44 - 3:50am
John Alan Conte' Jr.
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#affordability #painting #poetry #art


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John

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Zeno’s Last Call _ new poetry December 2025

Zeno's Last Call

I went down to a bar room 

It was underground at best 

Celebrating an A+ I got on the test 

It was an old school place named Zeno's

The valued majestic mascot was Bacchus 

It was a sanctimonious mess 

O.J. Simpson L.A. car chase on TV

Just ask the Satyr, Mr. Maître d'

Big Sur Sun Sutra with Ferlinghetti 

Darts, pool, reading all the graffiti 

The writing on the wall all & all 

Old photographs & those meant to be 

I still have these friends close to me 

Yeah King Richard said I was to marry 

Some punk freak called Sunday Scary 

But hey don't worry you'll lose soon 

But we didn't snorting his brain to the moon

Fatty got skinny 

Fatty got skinny 

Yet all of us felt the cost of the loss 

Kurtz in an Arts Fest tee with a push broom 

Hootie & the Blowfish dropped a beer glass

There's a big TV where they hung a cross 

Within a fishbowl skipping stones what a blast

Professor Trimball's Mass Media was the class 

I got an A+ on the final ordering drinks for all 

Knowing you want to take me home at last call 

December 10, 2025 3:32am

John Alan Conte' Jr.

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John

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