The Franklin Expedition
Set off in superstition
Wandering through the snow
Loaded with lead cans down below
Inuits reported encountering zombies
Blue bloods that were freezing
Blinded by the sun
With a compass and a gun
But it wasn't sun but a cross
All gold & 7 feet with a note
Which read, "You Are Lost"
Glenn Miller found a plane
After missing the A-train
Trying to get to Paris for Christmas
Back when our allies could count on us
All aboard the Chattanooga Choo-Choo
Freedom is a good thing what say you
If you get a call to come play
Tell'em you couldn't find the way
And if they say it's the big white house
Show'em the cartoon of sailor Mickey Mouse
