St. Peter's Gate
Now i may
Be old fashioned
By not using his name
But he negotiated
With the devil
And borrowed his fame
Nothing but evil
And greed is the game
Yet he gotta pay it back
It's Sunday and every Sunday
It's just the facts
If he really wants heaven
You want to get in
Go get on your knees
And confess to Jesus
All your hideous sins.
If he really wants heaven
Well. Hey. Start with Mass.
Then show an ounce of class
He disgraced the human race
Stop being an example of trash
By the way try not to be late
Don't make judgement wait
"Sisamnes can't make your case,"
The devil patiently states.
Ultimately there's no debate
Gazing from below at St. Pete's Gate
November 23, 2025
John Alan Conte' Jr.
Good wishes,
John
