Friday, December 12, 2025
Thanks for your attention to this matter @grok _ AI critique _ Grok’s World _. Elon Musk
Make Argentina Great Instead _ new poetry December 2025
Make Argentina Great Instead
I went down to the pool hall
Looking for a friend that's all
When they said go to the Beaver Valley Mall
It's not happening suddenly but it's still pain
So I suited up with a sports cup for their game
I guess as a Catholic school novice I was plain
Black Sister Bertha loved me teaching guitar
It served me well didn't end up in jail so far
By that time history books = Nixon = crook
Yeah laws allow vomit president to cook books
I started dressing in Hugo Boss suits with looks
When Giorgio Armani got lawyers what it took
John F. Kennedy jr. Published George Magazine
For all good suckers searching for a big dream
Donald Trump snake oil salesman from Queens
"Close your eyes 16 pretend it's your big dream"Famed Sisamnes courts Putin tore limb for limbs
Majorie Taylor Greene blue Jesus with cream
But the hypocrites cried out you're not him
And now Captain Kirk and his quirks are dead
So it's an easy greasy touch your toes bend
It's so easy for Fox "News" spoon fed heads
Sisamnes courts Make Argentina Great instead
December 12,2025 John Alan Conte' Jr.
MyStrawHat.com
Make Argentina Great Instead
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
Sisamnes courts Make Argentina Great instead
December 12,2025 John Alan Conte' Jr.
MyStrawHat.com
Good wishes,
John
“The Affordability” _ new poetry December 2025
Reporting inside a hoax
Listening to everyday folks
Then the spin of an orange
Who only wants more -
Artificial flavored juice
Says the farmer's cow.
And another thing?
Grand piano or dead cow
All along the Oregon Trail
"What's more valuable -
The baby grand or cow"
The farmer asks the bum
"Depends on price of beef to eat"
Brought to you by Lucky Strike
December 12, 2025 2:44 - 3:50am
John Alan Conte' Jr.
MyStrawHat.com
#affordability #painting #poetry #art
Good wishes,
John
Sent from my iPhone
Wednesday, December 10, 2025
Zeno’s Last Call _ new poetry December 2025
Zeno's Last Call
I went down to a bar room
It was underground at best
Celebrating an A+ I got on the test
It was an old school place named Zeno's
The valued majestic mascot was Bacchus
It was a sanctimonious mess
O.J. Simpson L.A. car chase on TV
Just ask the Satyr, Mr. Maître d'
Big Sur Sun Sutra with Ferlinghetti
Darts, pool, reading all the graffiti
The writing on the wall all & all
Old photographs & those meant to be
I still have these friends close to me
Yeah King Richard said I was to marry
Some punk freak called Sunday Scary
But hey don't worry you'll lose soon
But we didn't snorting his brain to the moon
Fatty got skinny
Fatty got skinny
Yet all of us felt the cost of the loss
Kurtz in an Arts Fest tee with a push broom
Hootie & the Blowfish dropped a beer glass
There's a big TV where they hung a cross
Within a fishbowl skipping stones what a blast
Professor Trimball's Mass Media was the class
I got an A+ on the final ordering drinks for all
Knowing you want to take me home at last call
December 10, 2025 3:32am
John Alan Conte' Jr.
MyStrawHat.com
Good wishes,
John
Monday, December 8, 2025
Carrots & Sticks; Sticks & Carrots _ new poetry December 2025
Carrots & Sticks; Sticks & Carrots
The horse hated him.
Mostly everyone hated him.
He who believed in whipping.
Whipping into submission
(He was too stupid for anything else)
He whipped his men, he whipped his women, he whipped his children, he whipped his dogs, he whipped his horses.
Unlike Judge Walter Conway who taught his men, taught his women, taught his children, taught hisdogs, taught his horses.
Judge Walter Conway gave his youngest daughter Elly-Mae a beautiful horse named River. Elly-Mae and River were inseparable until General Pmurt-Aissur (he who was mostly hated) bribed the Supreme Court majority to fire Judge Walter Conway and drive him into bankruptcy.
As General Pmurt-Aissur sat on top of his newly acquired horse on top of Pointers Ridge, River halted as a scrawny young Indian ran upon them with a bow & arrow = the young, scrawny Indian now known as "He Who Bow & Arrow Fat Pig Hated Whipper." And River & the Indian he lived happily ever after, amen.
December 8, 2025 5am
John Alan Conte' Jr.
MyStrawHat.com
🌹🎅🏻🙏🎄💜🎶🎶💜🎄🙏🎅🏻🌹
Good wishes,
John
Subscribe to:
Comments (Atom)