Drunk on Friday Night
Now I got off work
About 5:05
Was feeling lucky
Making it out alive
No time for passenger side
Jumped in my pick up truck
Thank God it wasn't stuck
And aways away down town
Saw old LeeroyBrown
He said he was bad all right
Well there's no need to fight
Fixin' to blur my eye sight
Hey let's go get drunk
Leeroy laid tools in his trunk
Cranked up some 70's punk
Hey hey
Hey hey
Yeah yeah
Okay
Drunk on Friday night
This ain't no competition
It's all about repetition
Bartender a frosted mug
Red wine from a jug
One after another we chug
A waitress with her huge hug
Leeroy Brown he feel in love
A praying mantis isn't a bug
He's more like a violin monk
It's Friday night and he's drunk
Playing games of Kerplunk
With marbles and sticks
He takes it out quick
Hey who's that chick
My ear she just flicked
Wow she's out of sight
Wishing with all my might
Drunk on Friday night
Hey hey
Hey hey
Yeah yeah
Okay
Having so much fun
Downing one by one
She twisted his tongue
The master auctioneer
Made him sound queer
Flirting with a lawn deer
Oh my goodness dear
He claims he's John Deer
And he's worth a fortune
Telling everyone in the room
He was on mushrooms
Doing Karaoke into a broom
We'll be there again real soon
Drunk on Friday night
November 15, 2025
John Alan Conte' Jr.
MyStrawHat.com
